Okay, it’s 2am, so you will eat it…
…but regret is forever.
You may be inebriated enough not to remember the shameful act, that may prove to be the only silver lining.
Zoom in on the photo and behold the puddles of grease!
(Editor’s Note: The slice pictured above was indeed eaten by the writer. We share this story of shame, so you can make better choices.)